serene_quill

Title: I Never
Pairing: Jack/Nathan
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~2800
Disclaimer: Not mine, just borrowing to play with!
Warnings: AU- (Allison said no, ignores 304) Unbeta'ed
Summary: Valentine fic for reginabellatrix who requested: Nathan's hurt (for whatever value of hurt you like - major, minor, physical, emotional - no restrictions save a happy ending is preferred and heavy bdsm is not)

( I can self diagnose just fine, Carter. )

Title: Accepted Truths
Pairing: Jack/Nathan
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1800
Disclaimer: Don’t own, just borrowing for a bit of fun.
Warnings: unbeta'ed, AU late season 2
Summary: Valentine fic for lazaefair who requested: Pre-slash, pre-relationship, leading up to first time or relationship (whatever you feel like writing out). I guess this focuses on Jack and Nathan's relationship developing to the point of discovering attraction to each other. But, not so fast - they have to start from never having been (consciously) attracted to men before. Before meeting each other, they did not date men in college and did not self-identify as gay or bi. So how did two heretofore straight males end up humping madly in a GD utility closet (or wherever) despite themselves? May lead to either fluff or angst, or both. Bonus points for Taggart walking in on them and making remarks about mating habits.
A/N: Ended up being more about questioning sexuality and self identity than a slow build, hope you like it!

( Accepted Truths )

Title: Science Didn’t Make Them Do It
Pairing: Jack/Nathan
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~2200
Disclaimer: Don’t own, just borrowing to play with.
Warnings: Spoilers for season 3, unbetaed
Summary: Valentine gift fic for andieshep who wanted: It has to be from season three. Zoe finds out her dear old Dad is hiding his relationship with Nathan from her, and has a mild freak out because 1) He never even told her he was bi, and 2) How the heck did they go from rivals to a relationship? At some point she goes to her Aunt Lexi about it and Lexi sets her straight while her Dad is busy working/and worrying his only daughter is pissed. By the end of the story Zoe has accepted the relationship and wants to be supportive.

( I think I have to go save my dad from a chemical or pheromone or amnesia or something. )

Which means I'll be doing the usual written exorcism of Valentine's day by writing ficlets for anyone on my flist who desires a Valentine! Last year I took requests and set very few limits. If you saw the crack fic of doom, you may realize I've learned my lesson and will make skitty_kitty work harder to earn total insanity from me!

So, from each category:

Pick a Fandom: Eureka, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Lost, House, BSG, NCIS, Dexter, and Secret Diary of a Call Girl. Ask me about others, I may go for them! No Crossovers this year! =P

Pick a Pairing: Het, Slash, Threesome, whatevah! It's a Valentine's story! Limit two! (I'm looking at you, skitty_kitty)

Pick a Circumstance: Could be anything as big as a kink, as small as a random object to include, or as random as a quote or song lyric to inspire the story. But a guideline/bunny/request of some sort!

And make note of anything you don't want to see in the fic- If you don't want slash in your het or vice versa, you'll have to let me know!

ETA: Also, cuz I'm a little short on time lately, if in the highly unlikely event I get up to ten requests, that's the cap!

Title: Pillow Talk

Fandom/Pairing: Torchwood, Jack/Ianto

Rating: R

Word Count: 300 (triple drabble) – it was supposed to be a double, but they were too fun to let go of that quickly!

A/N: The Valentine’s Request was for a Torchwood Jack/Ianto Fic. Happy Valentine’s Day, Brewer!

( When your boyfriend is immortal, certain questions come to mind. )

Title: The Proper Procedure for Alien Encounters

Fandom: Crossover of Doom! Eureka/Heroes/CSI/Criminal Minds/Pushing Daisies/Firefly/Buffy/Stargate SG-1/SG Atlantis/Doctor Who/Torchwood/West Wing

Pairings: Jack/Nathan, McKay/Sheppard, Carter/O’Neil, Capt. Jack/Ianto, Doctor (Ten)/Rose, one sided Jo/Fargo, mention Jo/Zane, implied past Nathan/Doctor, implied Ten/Rose/Fargo

Rating: PG, PG-13ish for suggestiveness? Is there a rating for “Hazardous to your IQ”?

Word Count: 1200 (These are supposed to be double/triple drabbles, I know, but I had to fit in 12 fandoms! So, a drabble per fandom!)

A/Ns: Total and complete crack, blamed entirely on Kris. =P For Kris, your Valentine Challenge Request-- Happy Valentine’s, you ginormus pain in the ass! Some shows mentioned in passing only, because I’m just not that cracked! But apparently, you cracked me hard enough to get me to write Carter/O’Neil, my least favorite pairing! Also, I watch too many shows with men named Jack as a main character!

Summary: When Eureka’s favorite assistant catches an alien, all hell breaks loose! And Jack is late for his valentine’s date.

( This way to the crack! )

Happy Valentine's Day!

Title: Wanna Little?
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG (for suggestive lines)
Spoilers: 3x13 Needle in a Haystack
Words: 270
A/N: Kristen’s Valentine’s Gift 2007. Based on one of the worst pick up lines ever heard, frequently, by both of us.

( Wanna Little? )

Title: Violets are Blue
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Words: 230
A/N: Brewer’s Valentine’s Gift 2007.

( Violets are Blue )



Title: Secret Admirer
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Words: 380
A/N: Randi’s Valentine’s Gift 2007.

( Secret Admirer )