Valentine Fic: Destruction and Duct Tape (Dexter)

Title: Destruction and Duct Tape
Fandom: Dexter
Pairing: Dexter/Doakes
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~1100
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing
Warnings: duct tape bondage, a little cracky, not beta'ed
Summary: Valentine fic for skitty_kitty who asked for Dexter/Doakes, “their love is so duct tapey!” and “you must include the phrase "Surprise, motherf^cker!"” Set somewhere nebulous S1-S2

( You didn’t strike me as the type to go all out warfare on the Hallmark holiday. )

Valentine Fic: Science Didn’t Make Them Do It (Eureka)

Title: Science Didn’t Make Them Do It
Pairing: Jack/Nathan
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~2200
Disclaimer: Don’t own, just borrowing to play with.
Warnings: Spoilers for season 3, unbetaed
Summary: Valentine gift fic for andieshep who wanted: It has to be from season three. Zoe finds out her dear old Dad is hiding his relationship with Nathan from her, and has a mild freak out because 1) He never even told her he was bi, and 2) How the heck did they go from rivals to a relationship? At some point she goes to her Aunt Lexi about it and Lexi sets her straight while her Dad is busy working/and worrying his only daughter is pissed. By the end of the story Zoe has accepted the relationship and wants to be supportive.

( I think I have to go save my dad from a chemical or pheromone or amnesia or something. )

Valentine Fic: Formulating a Proposal (Eureka)

Title: Formulating a Proposal
Pairing: Jack/Nathan/Allison, Jack/Nathan, Nathan/Allison
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3000
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing with them in a not for profit manner!
Warnings: threesome, spoilers for 301, unbeta'ed
Summary: Prologue of sorts to “A Modest Proposal” but can stand alone. Valentine fic for gin200168 who requested Jack/Nathan/Ali, inspired by the following song lyrics:

“Well I am imagining
A dark lit place
Or your place or my place

Well I’m not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you’re standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You’ll probably move right through
Me on my way to you”

( It was so unbelievably perfect that he froze for a moment, unable to believe he hadn’t thought up such a simple solution before. )

Valentine Fic: Accepted Truths (Eureka)

Title: Accepted Truths
Pairing: Jack/Nathan
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1800
Disclaimer: Don’t own, just borrowing for a bit of fun.
Warnings: unbeta'ed, AU late season 2
Summary: Valentine fic for lazaefair who requested: Pre-slash, pre-relationship, leading up to first time or relationship (whatever you feel like writing out). I guess this focuses on Jack and Nathan's relationship developing to the point of discovering attraction to each other. But, not so fast - they have to start from never having been (consciously) attracted to men before. Before meeting each other, they did not date men in college and did not self-identify as gay or bi. So how did two heretofore straight males end up humping madly in a GD utility closet (or wherever) despite themselves? May lead to either fluff or angst, or both. Bonus points for Taggart walking in on them and making remarks about mating habits.
A/N: Ended up being more about questioning sexuality and self identity than a slow build, hope you like it!

( Accepted Truths )

Valentine Fic: Witless Protection (Eureka)

Title: Witless Protection
Pairing: Jack/Nathan
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3300
Disclaimer: Don’t own, so don’t sue!
Warnings: AU- just pretending that 304 thing didn’t happen, Jack's not Jack, and Allison said no. Unbeta'ed.
Summary: Valentine fic for painshadows who wanted: Jack/Nathan (pre-slash/first time) Jack is smarter than he lets on (at least in one scientific field). Stark finds out when Carter solves a problem Stark couldn't. Stark researches. Eyes are opened. Confrontations are had. Slashiness ensues...
A/N: I may have to do a longer redux of this fic at some point, there were a lot of longer ways this could have played out and I didn't have time for!

( Look, no offense, Dad, you’ve gotten really good at being Jack Carter, but you’re gonna last a week, most. )

Valentines Fic: I Never (Eureka)

Title: I Never
Pairing: Jack/Nathan
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~2800
Disclaimer: Not mine, just borrowing to play with!
Warnings: AU- (Allison said no, ignores 304) Unbeta'ed
Summary: Valentine fic for reginabellatrix who requested: Nathan's hurt (for whatever value of hurt you like - major, minor, physical, emotional - no restrictions save a happy ending is preferred and heavy bdsm is not)

( I can self diagnose just fine, Carter. )