It's that time of year again....

Which means I'll be doing the usual written exorcism of Valentine's day by writing ficlets for anyone on my flist who desires a Valentine! Last year I took requests and set very few limits. If you saw the crack fic of doom, you may realize I've learned my lesson and will make skitty_kitty work harder to earn total insanity from me!

So, from each category:

Pick a Fandom: Eureka, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Lost, House, BSG, NCIS, Dexter, and Secret Diary of a Call Girl. Ask me about others, I may go for them! No Crossovers this year! =P

Pick a Pairing: Het, Slash, Threesome, whatevah! It's a Valentine's story! Limit two! (I'm looking at you, skitty_kitty)

Pick a Circumstance: Could be anything as big as a kink, as small as a random object to include, or as random as a quote or song lyric to inspire the story. But a guideline/bunny/request of some sort!

And make note of anything you don't want to see in the fic- If you don't want slash in your het or vice versa, you'll have to let me know!

ETA: Also, cuz I'm a little short on time lately, if in the highly unlikely event I get up to ten requests, that's the cap!